Sam's Top Ten Reasons a Fox Ford is better than a spouse:
- Fox Fords don't care about your "sensitive side"
- Fox Fords don't get mad at you when you take another Fox Ford out
for a drive
- Your Fox Ford won't leave you for someone that's better looking
- Your Fox Ford won't get mad if YOU leave IT for someone that's
better looking
- Fox Fords don't get mad because you're spending too much money on
your car
- A Fox Ford never feels romantic when you're not in the mood
- Fox Fords don't get insulted when you brag about your experiences
in it to your friends
- Your Fox Ford is just as beautiful first thing in the morning as
it is in the evening
- Your Fox Ford loves you just the way you are
- Your Fox Ford doesn't have any relatives that will show up
un-announced
And there you have it - the top ten reasons that your
Fox Ford is better than a spouse could ever be!
Of course, spouses have their goodpoints, too!